THE INTERVIEW
Chaos: Come in
Walking in...
Twister: Fuck..he's drinking
Chaos: Name?
Twister: Brian, sir
Chaos: You're Asian?
Twister: Yes
Chaos: Where do you live?
Twister: Miami go Heat!
Chaos: So you like sports?
Twister: Just football and basketball
Chaos: Do you know what my sport is...DRINKING
Twister: (nervous) yes I can see that sir
Chaos: What's the reason that you want to join HAVOC?
Twister: Booze promised me his wife naked picture ( still waiting )
Chaos: WTF...
Twister: Man..you asking lots of questions eh? You don't get to talk a lot in you house?
Chaos: BITCH I live with four females why you think I'm drinking?
Twister: Sorry mister Trump didn't mean to upset you please don't deported from the clan
Chaos: I'm gonna keep you so you can painted my toes nails
Twister: WTF...
Chaos: You have questions for me?
Twister: Just curious..your last name is Brown right? Are you black?
Chaos: Why? Are you racist?
Twister: No I'm not racist my bestie Booze is black
Chaos: Booze's not black he sounded black
Twister: OOOHH...
Chaos: Anything else?
Twister: Yes..you said not to be racial in the clan right?
Chaos: And?
Twister: Then how the f*ck did Cal join the clan?
Chaos: (pointed finger) Fatal did
Fatal: WTF...
Chaos: Well..welcome to the clan now get out there any blown some sh*t up.